Funnies

Had a cough drop in my mouth and was trying to get the youngest to sleep. So as I snuggled with her this is what she said "mom I don't like your mouth". Thanks honey I said while turning my mouth the other direction.

A. told me that the older that you get the bigger you get. Since it is now know that I am fat in my daughters eyes. Then today she added that you get older, fatter, and smarter. Got to love them.

M. was having accidents and we were getting tired of it because most of the time they happened right in front of the potty. So we told her that we were going to put her back into to diapers. Well she looks at us very pitiful and said "Diaper too tiny for me."

I was talking to someone about all the things that have gone wrong with A. teeth. On the way home she looked at me and said "why don't you put it in the newspaper." How I was confused at what she mean until she said well you tell everyone so just put it in the newspaper so everyone can know.

Then I was sing about Jesus raising from the dead and that he was no longer dead. Then I looked at her and said aren't you glad he is alive. She said "Mom he doesn't come alive till Easter so he would still be dead." I said you are correct. Where do they learn all of this from? I can't blame anyone but me. LOL

I know that there are more stories but I will have to remember them.